Was kann man nur gegen den „Oh zerfrettelter Grunzwanzling“ haben?

‚Oh frettled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglechruncheon, see if I don’t!‘